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Wedding Cake (Pop)

This wedding cake is far too yellow and lollipop-py for my tastes.

Smash it, and bring me a bottle of the bride’s tears.

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If there is a problem that cannot be solved by the creative application of one or more chainsaws, I have yet to encounter it.

Well, there are problems where the sheer scale makes chainsaws impractical as problem-solving tools.

The principle still holds, though; one merely needs to employ a implements of destruction suitably scaled to the problem needing to be solved.

For most of those problems, I find thermobarics work wonders.

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Anonymous

Why would I need to go to a malware-filled website to get free stuff, greyface? Being a supervillain means I can get almost anything I want for free. Because I steal it.

Then I stomp the legs of the guy or girl I stole it from in. Because I like hurting people.

Then I find their family and make them watch as I hang them on meat hooks. Because I like killing (possibly) innocent people in horrific ways.

Then I burn their eyes out with acid. Because I’m a truly sadistic motherfucker and want their loved ones’ suffering to be the last thing they see.

Then I go out for Big Gulps. Because fuck you, Michael Bloomberg, all this violence makes me and the boys thirsty.

Where was I? Oh yeah, getting the chainsaw I’m going to sodomize you with, you cocksucking virus peddler.

Really, having all these chainsaws is wonderful.

colorgasmfreakbrony:

Monsters Among Us by ~Sugarcube-Owl

ask-vulpesinculta:

((If this was a statement to the moderator, may I direct your attention to this.))

wastelandlogic:

strawberryspy:

> bored

> See a photomanip of Team Avengers Assemble

> It’s missing Loki

> TIME TO PHOTOSHOP

…look at my life. Look at my choices.

This is a total improvement in my opinion. I am pleased.