I swear this is the last one
Jesus…
Man, I needed that laugh
omg i just had to
Kinda makes you feel special that all your thoughts and pain is worth 1.1 Billion smackers!
Always Watching
“Always watching, never sleeping;
All you do and say, we see and hear.
Your screams and silent weeping;
Be you far or be you near.”
No, you’re gonna die now.
“Oh that’s a shame, and here I was thinking that you had some brains behind your brawn. I would have thought that a woman who could call upon a range of powerful allies, from alien mercenaries to powerful magicians, even a raven that can control nuclear fusion, would perhaps give someone some slight pause. I would have thought, that when faced with someone like that, that said person would think better of tangling with that person, and graciously step aside.”
And I thought that a supposed professor, when confronted with a horse that can savagely beat concepts, who runs a league of supervillains that operates in several universes, who kills entire worlds for fun and who created perhaps the most insidious mind-control device the world has ever seen, would know that when said horse says you’re gonna die, you’re gonna die.
You have nothing you can threaten me with, woman. No allies you can call on that would give me pause and that I cannot neutralize.
Call on your “powerful allies”. Then watch as their power is nothing compared to mine.
When he comes to, we’ll have our precious metals molten and his precious aunt ready to drink them.
“Hmmm, no. No I don’t think you will. In fact I think what you are going to do is leave, and what I will do is take my nephew to someone who can fix his feet. My goodness, you certainly have made a mess of him.”
No, you’re gonna die now.
Ryoko works for me, kid.
Oh, look, they’ve finished cutting your feet off.
“N-No… this can’t be… this can’t be….” Mercifully, Minamoto passes out from shock and blood loss.
When he comes to, we’ll have our precious metals molten and his precious aunt ready to drink them.
In less time than it takes to tell, the henchmen catch up with Minamoto and throw him violently to the ground. As he cries out, the hacksaws of the henchmen cut into his Achilles tendons.
Minamoto screamed inarticulately as he felt the saw bite into his flesh.
“RYOKO, HELP ME!”
Ryoko works for me, kid.
Oh, look, they’ve finished cutting your feet off.
I’ll leave you alone when you’re dead, boy.
Louie! Legs! Get your rusty hacksaws and amputate his feet.
“No! Stay away! Help me! Someone!” Minamoto tries to run away from the advancing henchman.
In less time than it takes to tell, the henchmen catch up with Minamoto and throw him violently to the ground. As he cries out, the hacksaws of the henchmen cut into his Achilles tendons.
